Friday 25 March, 2016.
Funny birthday sayings, happy birthday sayings, happy birthday quotes, funny friendship quotes for you to use and enjoy.
Birthdays are a special time when we remember those we love and send messages of fun, good wishes and a happy day!
You can use these birthday sayings to express your wishes and convey a message of light-hearted fun and friendship.
Funny Birthday Sayings
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- “Forget about the past, you cant change it,
Forget about the future, you can’t predict it,
Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one!”
- “Forget about the past, you cant change it,
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- “Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.”
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- “Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.”
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- “Enjoy this brief interval between birth and death. Particularly today. Happy Birthday!”
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- “As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.”
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- “The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.”
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- “Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.”
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- “The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.”
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- “At the age of twenty, we don’t care what the world thinks of us; at thirty, we worry about what it is thinking of us; at forty, we discover that it wasn’t thinking of us at all.”
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- “Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.”
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- “With age comes wisdom. (You’re one of the wisest people I know!)”
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- “I didn’t forget your birthday, I just forgot today’s date!”
- “Happy birthday to a person who is smart, good looking, and funny and reminds me a lot of myself.”
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